Creature Competition

And so as of yet, there is one unnamed creature in the story. A gargantuan behemoth 30 foot in length it dominates of air, land and sea. Its serpentine jaws devouring those that stand in the way of its destructive path, and...err...

*ponders*

Ok, thats not entirely true, but I cant give away the plot now can I? ;) Think you got a decent name? Just drop it in the comments and the winner will have it used in the story.

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